Didn't mean to brag, but look..

Bro : When's your iPhone arriving?
Me : No idea. It's been two weeks. *looks at mum*
Mum : I think it will be on next.. Friday.
Me : Serious? You talked to that guy?
Mum : No, I'm just saying.
Me : *smacks*

Well, anyway, the guy said that I'll get it. My iPhone is definitely arriving before CNY. But, damn, I want it to be now. I'm stuck with his cell phone. Urgh. Give me my phone! Otherwise, I'm gonna make your phone burst by calling in every 5 minutes to check on the status of my baby.
And, if it doesn't come in whole, Imma call Maxis center and get your ass screwed.

Don't mind the language. This marketing guy has lots of stories to tell, and none of it can be trusted with the spin he puts on the stories. But, no stories here. They will get me even more frustrated.

*clearsthroat*


1. My brother wants me to learn Japanese.
2. My grandfather's brother who happens to work in German came back yesterday.
3. My great grandmum paid a visit from Ipoh.
4. I'm sick and my mum wants me to take a paid leave on Monday.
5. With the way I'm consuming, I was planning on swimming tomorrow. But, I'm sick.
6. You're freaking older and I need to respect you which disgusts me even at the thought of it.
You know what though, I am still wondering why you couldn't use your frozen brain. Right.
It's frozen. Thats why you couldn't use it.

So, let's review No. 6, ayt? My aunt *ewwwwwwwwwww..* asked me this in the office when I was working on something. " Did you bite my daughter?" That's the most stupidest question coming from a person with "Me is stupid" written all over her face. Her daughter is currently three I think. And she loves me. Proof is that she hugs me tightly whenever I go near her. And no, she doesn't do that with my other cousins. And, why on earth would I bite her? Oh, you know what's worse? she turned away from me then and told my mum, ' You know, she (her daughter) told me that the little children bit her.' Oh wow. So, what? I am three and I go to the stupid kindergarden as your daughter? Woman, think!

Anyway, I have nothing much to say. It's just, I hope this guy is not trying too hard on my patience.